A Christmas Limerick for Our Times
No swords for boys, lest some object.
No pink for girls; it’s all been checked.
In the last year of the Noughties
Poor Santa’s last thought is
Remaining politically correct.
Based in Ripon, North Yorkshire, I have to fit my writing around the life of the family - including our very happy to be ex-feral cats - and working on television series, films and the odd commercial.
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No swords for boys, lest some object.
No pink for girls; it’s all been checked.
In the last year of the Noughties
Poor Santa’s last thought is
Remaining politically correct.