18/07/07 - Doomed to be a vegetable
Growing up with the surname Collie, it was inevitable that I’d be called Cauliflower at school. Imagine my face when I came across this neatly packaged product at Morrison’s this morning.
Based in Ripon, North Yorkshire, I have to fit my writing around the life of the family - including our very happy to be ex-feral cats - and working on television series, films and the odd commercial.
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Growing up with the surname Collie, it was inevitable that I’d be called Cauliflower at school. Imagine my face when I came across this neatly packaged product at Morrison’s this morning.